Winter weather worries… me?

There I go again, trying to think of something clever to say, nope. No dice. Can’t do it. The proverbial tongue twister (The Sixth Shiek’s Sick Sheep (insert crying here) shut up!) has crash landed on your “Title” and left you no escape. Blast!

The weather here is frightful, thankfully there are no fires inside, a mighty fine little blizzard just finished last night around 11 or so. The power never went off, the internet kept cutting out (you know how much we hate’s that, my precioussss) but I made it through the night alright. The long, cold night … insert allegory comparing the weather to my seat of emotions.

Cut to the chase: I am now stalling, writing a paper which is overdue, knowing I can’t get into town on time because of the roads (that’s pronounced row-ads, for those not “in the know”) and wondering how I can make this whole blog post an allusion to space travel. Because I am infatuated with space travel.

Start slow majestic music now (envision fields of flowing wheat, the sun rising onto the mountains, etc…).

The same way that we procrastinate with our homework, we also procrastinate with our space program. Ladies, gentlemen, hermaphrodites: The time has come to discard NASA and push toward corporate scheming space flight! Now is the time! Now!

I Is Not Crazy

What up my home dawgs?!?!

I am just kickin’ it here, the power keeps flickering on and off and snow has piled up so I got my car stuck. Then, when the man in charge here and I went to chain pull it out, the chain must have snagged the transmission line because it is now dribbling tranny fluid. Whoop whoop!

A Simple List (Things That Are Recently Broken On My Car):

  1. Left Window
  2. Right Window
  3. Transmission (I don’t know where yet)
  4. Heater Core
  5. Brakes (Just went out a couple days ago)
  6. Trunk Gasket is Blown
  7. Etc…

So, here I am at work, wishing I had a new car. A truck maybe? A four-wheeling slugger, we could be pals, are you out there Mr. Rightruck? (Cut to scenes of the truck and I, dancing through sunny meadows, on the old tire swing, drinking hot cocoa together by a warm fire, etc…)

So I have to go now, keep it real fo-shizzle!